Here's Boyfriend's contribution to my "Eight Days of Blogging." He's all the time cracking himself up with jokes. Fair warning: some of these are pretty offensive.
1. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
2. How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny!
3. What's better: a picture of Jesus or the real thing? A picture because it takes only one nail to hang up. (see I told you)
4. Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove.
5. What's big and green and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.
6. A guy walks up to a mailbox.
7. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"
8. What's the last thing you want to hear at a gay bar? "Can I push your stool in?"
9. Why do so many black men die in wars? Because when their commander yells "Get down!" they all just start dancin'.
10. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a donkey? It's a CHONKEY!
1 comment:
OK, yeah, some of those are offensive. Donkeys and chickens would take offense, as well as most of the population
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